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狼三则都是什么

1、千昭、笨蛋。因为担心你啊。

2、爸,芥末是什么做的呀?是黄色的番茄。

3、露西:“爸爸,上帝有意让你成为这样还是一场意外?”

4、我伤了你的感情吗?

5、即使我不记得做过什么,我要相信即使闭上眼睛,这世界依然存在,我相不相信世界依然存在?

6、我要走了,什么时候动手术?

7、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

8、We never had the chance to explorethe outside world because of my dad's one rule:New is always bad. Never not beafraid!

9、Guy: Okay,now you can look.盖:行了,你可以看了。(小伊看到脚下的鞋子,尖叫起来) Eep:Huh! I love them! But where are my feet?小伊:啊!!!我好喜欢!!那我的脚呢? Guy: They‟re still there.盖(慌忙说):脚还在。

10、那是快乐的眼泪吗?



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