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柳永鹤冲天(大石调)

《柳永鹤冲天(大石调)》

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柳永鹤冲天(大石调)

1、要是你们想去,就自己走去吧。

2、放心吧,以后总不至于比这次还要糟糕吧。如果真的比这还要糟糕,我就把我的飞镖枪借给你用,我有几次就派上用场了。和约会比起来,我觉得还是我比较喜欢独自一人呆着。

3、1+1=2. That’s all we learned. But 1+1 has never equaled 2. They’re in fact, no numbers and no letters.

4、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

5、这个世上,胜者生,而败者亡,在世事的胜负面前,生与死不过是必然的因果。

6、Can you override it?The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me.Slightly.

7、You should be proud of yourself,Peggy.Mmm…I have lived a life.My onlyregret is that you didn’t get to yours.

8、For primitive beings like us, life seems to only have one single purpose. Gaining time. And its going thru’ time, seems to be also the only purpose of each of the cell in our bodies. To achieve that aim, the mass of the cell that make up earth worm and human beings has only 2 solutions. Be a mortal or to reproduce.

9、自古谁无屎,哪能天天都带纸!

10、我利用跟她住在一起的机会,在给她做饭的时候,早餐来一杯三鹿牛奶,中午一顿转基因米饭,晚宴隆重一点,来一盆麻辣小龙虾,用地沟油精制而成,夜宵来俩苏丹红的咸鸭蛋,连吃上20天……



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