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非主流伤心句子火星文

时间:2025-06-13 星辛未 来源:句子网红

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非主流伤心句子火星文

1、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

2、Are you reallyabcgonna save the world? Yes. Yes, I am.

3、1. Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?

4、那不是寄生虫,是我的宠物!它叫猪猪猫,不准碰它!

5、不是,只是打呼噜!

6、接下来,我们要去偷的是,这时候停顿一下才给力,月球!

7、非常带劲的事,你不会懂的。

8、在这持久战争中,人与狼几乎实践了后来军事学里面的所有基本原则和信条,例如:知己知彼。兵贵神速。兵不厌诈。上知天文,下知地理。常备不懈,声东击西。集中兵力,各个击破。化整为零,隐避精干。出其不意,攻其不备。打得赢就打,打不赢就走。伤其十指不如断其一指。敌进我退,敌驻我扰,敌疲我打,敌退我追。

9、你要是头狼,准得饿死。一次打光了黄羊,来年吃啥?狼可不像人这么贪心,狼比人会算账,会算大账!

10、I miss being evil. Sinister plots,large-scale crimes.It’s what I live for. I mean, don’t you think there’s more for our future than jelly?Well,I'm also considering a line of jams.The thing is,Gru,I've now been recruited elsewhere.



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