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慢卷绸柳永赏析

《慢卷绸柳永赏析》

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慢卷绸柳永赏析

1、Sandy:Release the baby!

2、Eep: That wasn‟t living, that was just...not dying. There‟s a difference.小伊:那也能叫活着吗?只不过是没有死掉,活着不是这样的。

3、Guy: A place not like today, or yesterday. A place where things are better.盖:那个地方不想今天或昨天,在那儿一切都更加美好。

4、Here, I hope you gentlemen can take it.

5、Ugga: What‟s that on your head?乌嘠:你头上戴的是什么东西? Gran: It‟s called desperation.外婆(讽刺地说):那个东西叫“绝望”。

6、被一个不知道 如何表达爱的人诈取了。

7、Guy: Okay,now you can look.盖:行了,你可以看了。(小伊看到脚下的鞋子,尖叫起来) Eep:Huh! I love them! But where are my feet?小伊:啊!!!我好喜欢!!那我的脚呢? Guy: They‟re still there.盖(慌忙说):脚还在。

8、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

9、Thick Kevin:As some of you know,my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage,but I survived that because I live for music.And now,with nothing else to live for,I'm willing to die for it as well.

10、Ugga: What‟s that on your head?乌嘠:你头上戴的是什么东西? Gran: It‟s called desperation.外婆(讽刺地说):那个东西叫“绝望”。



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